I asked for a neat and orderly man;
You just gave me an untidy one who scatters where I gather.
Yes my daughter, that’s why you grew up amidst five male siblings;
I’ve been grooming you for this very thing.
I asked for a slim girl with no spot on the skin;
You just gave me a fat and spotted leopard.
Ooh, indeed my little boy;
Why do you think I gave you all that money?
Spend some on her and you’ll get your desired result.
My blessing may come in a package you do not desire
But always remember, beneath lies your desire.